Electric Monorail

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Pleasure Island,
Cleethorpes
Alakazam
The Boomerang
Century 2000
Electric Monorail
Falls of Fear
Hydro Max
Mini Mine Train
Pendulus
Razzle Dazzle
Tommy Tinkaboo's
Sweet Adventure
Whirly Twirl

Usually I try to refrain from unthoughtful and non constructive criticism, but, this ride is a complete waste of space, they should take it down.

One problem with it is the cars, they of an odd design that doesn't allow for more than one person per section, unless one person sits in another's lap. This neutralises a lot of the social aspects of a ride like this, as the only way to communicate is London cabbie style to someone in front or behind you.

Another problem is the snails pace it crawls around the track at. This means it takes longer, on what is an overly long circuit to begin with, meaning boredom does set in, and is prevalent for a significant part of this ride.

 

It's biggest failing though is in serving it's purpose as an observational ride. It doesn't get high enough to offer any special views, only ones that aren't that much better than the ones you get just walking around. This and the fact it's in such an open area means there's nothing on this ride you wouldn't get if it wasn't there.

I could be more forgiving, and say this is just a ride for the kids if it didn't take up such a big area. For a ride with a limited purpose it takes up quite a large area, which could be put to better use.

The only time I'd go on this was if it was a quiet day, and I needed something to do in order to kill some time, otherwise I wouldn't waste my time on this particular ride.